tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88248902264397502512011-11-24T23:49:11.707+08:00鋒之谷興致勃勃．．．仲意點寫就點寫．．．有果句講果句．．．☆☆分享☆☆Yau Hong宥锋http://www.blogger.com/profile/04636147319286824444noreply@blogger.comBlogger81100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8824890226439750251.post-89498700716074382772009-09-25T00:19:00.003+08:002009-09-25T00:19:36.756+08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs232.snc1/7919_1219985947263_1457364667_612219_5004731_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="420" src="http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs232.snc1/7919_1219985947263_1457364667_612219_5004731_n.jpg" width="249" /></a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8824890226439750251-8949870071607438277?l=yf-fong.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yau Hong宥锋http://www.blogger.com/profile/04636147319286824444noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8824890226439750251.post-16136527023773583902009-09-24T15:17:00.000+08:002009-09-24T15:17:33.741+08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs212.snc1/7919_1219718260571_1457364667_611599_8211991_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="420" src="http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs212.snc1/7919_1219718260571_1457364667_611599_8211991_n.jpg" width="336" /></a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8824890226439750251-1613652702377358390?l=yf-fong.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yau Hong宥锋http://www.blogger.com/profile/04636147319286824444noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8824890226439750251.post-3722006147118445522009-09-24T02:50:00.001+08:002009-09-24T02:53:09.587+08:00鋒鋒...面世XD<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs212.snc1/7919_1219332490927_1457364667_610284_5122394_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="420" src="http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs212.snc1/7919_1219332490927_1457364667_610284_5122394_n.jpg" width="329" /></a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8824890226439750251-372200614711844552?l=yf-fong.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yau Hong宥锋http://www.blogger.com/profile/04636147319286824444noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8824890226439750251.post-88176546952812608962009-09-16T16:41:00.002+08:002009-09-16T16:53:55.595+08:00用了整晚通宵讀經濟學的回報<div style="text-align: center;">哇賽．．．</div><div style="text-align: center;">用ｏ左整晚讀經濟．．．</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: lime;">好彩</span></span>今日考試我都會做．．．</div><div style="text-align: center;">如果唔識做．．．就<span style="color: red; font-size: x-large;">大褒</span>．．．冇得返考</div><div style="text-align: center;">要由頭來過．．．３個月．．．做返同樣<span style="font-size: small;">嘅</span>野</div><div style="text-align: center;">聽日睇來又要<span style="color: red; font-size: x-large;">通宵熬夜</span>了．．．</div><div style="text-align: center;">需要買<b style="color: blue;"><span style="font-size: large;">雞精</span></b>保保先．．．</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: purple; font-size: x-large;">保持機警，占盡先機</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8824890226439750251-8817654695281260896?l=yf-fong.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yau Hong宥锋http://www.blogger.com/profile/04636147319286824444noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8824890226439750251.post-68742476135978032302009-09-14T18:21:00.000+08:002009-09-14T18:21:50.830+08:00最強的中國式英文翻译<div style="text-align: center;">你給我站住！(You Give Me Stop！) <br /><br />美中不足 (American Chinese not enough ) <br /><br />心花怒放 (heart flower angry open ) <br /><br />你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！ <br />(you have seed I will give you some colour to see see,brothers ！ together up ！) <br /><br />不三不四(no three no four) <br /><br />不要臉.臭三八..你給老娘記住... <br />(No face,bad smell three eight,you give your old mother remember.) <br /><br />大家真是好閒... <br />(big home true yes good leisure.) <br /><br />how are you? (怎麼是你?) <br /><br />how old are you? (怎麼老是你?) <br /><br /><br />望穿秋水 (Watch wear autumn water) <br /><br /><br />你是<span style="color: #0b5394; font-size: large;"><b>王八蛋</b></span> (you is <span style="color: #0b5394; font-size: x-large;">king eight egg</span> ) <br /><br /><br />Go a head (去個頭) <br /><br /><br />我是獨一無二 (I am only one no two) <br /><br /><br />一元復始萬象更新 (one dollar restart, ten thousand elephant update ) <br /><br /><br />我<span style="color: red; font-size: large;">火大</span>了 (I'm <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: red;">fire big</span></span>) </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8824890226439750251-6874247613597803230?l=yf-fong.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yau Hong宥锋http://www.blogger.com/profile/04636147319286824444noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8824890226439750251.post-52361628331950771332009-09-13T19:06:00.000+08:002009-09-13T19:06:08.700+08:00Funny truths about life in small small Singapore....<div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="color: black; font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: 20pt;"><span style="font-size: small;">1.</span> <span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: red;">Night</span> - Sleep with air-con; <span style="color: red;">Day</span> - Bathe with heater on</span> </span><br /></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: 20pt;"><span style="font-size: small;">2.</span> <span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif; font-size: small;"><span style="color: red;">Day</span> - Cannot Wake up; <span style="color: red;">Night</span> - Cannot Sleep</span></span><br /></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: 20pt;"><span style="font-size: small;">3.</span> <span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: #660000; font-size: large;">Cigarettes</span> - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke </span></span><br /></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: 20pt;"><span style="font-size: small;">4.</span> <span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #660000;">Chewing Gum</span></span> - Can <span style="font-size: x-large;">Chew</span>, Cannot <span style="font-size: x-large;">buy</span>?? (Restricted to buying) </span></span><br /></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: 20pt;"><span style="font-size: small;">5.</span> <span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;">Smell Of rubbish besides letterboxes</span>; <span style="color: #134f5c; font-size: x-large;">Rubbish</span> inside Letterbox </span></span><br /></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: 20pt;"><span style="font-size: small;">6.</span> <span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif; font-size: small;">Private Cars - <span style="color: #351c75; font-size: x-large;">Cheaper & Cheaper</span> to Buy, <span style="color: #351c75; font-size: x-large;">harder & harder</span> to Maintain </span></span><br /></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: 20pt;"><span style="font-size: small;">7.</span> <span style="font-size: small;">Education - Teachers teaching <span style="color: red; font-size: x-large;">Less</span> but expects students to learn <span style="color: blue; font-size: x-large;">More</span></span> </span><br /></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: 20pt;"><span style="font-size: small;">8.</span> <span style="font-size: small;">High-tech barbaric Singaporeans - <span style="color: #cc0000; font-size: x-large;">know</span> how to use state-of-the art equipment, but <u><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: #cc0000;">don’t know</span></span> how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet.</u></span></span><br /></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: 20pt;"><span style="font-size: small;">9.</span> <span style="font-size: small;">There are quite a number of rich/poor in Singapore - They have Car, Credit Card, CPF .... but <u><span style="color: blue; font-size: x-large;">no </span><span style="color: blue; font-size: x-large;">Cash</span> and <span style="color: blue; font-size: x-large;">lots of loans.</span></u></span> </span><br /></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: 20pt;"><span style="font-size: small;">10.</span> <span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif; font-size: small;">Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland Chinese</span> </span><br /></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: 20pt;"><span style="font-size: small;">11. </span> <span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif; font-size: small;">Singaporean never like to <span style="color: blue; font-size: large;">vote</span>, but like to <span style="font-size: x-large;"> <span style="color: red;">complain</span></span></span> </span><br /></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: 20pt;"><span style="font-size: small;">12.</span> <span style="font-size: small;">Half Singaporeans rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half <u>busy killing stray cats.</u></span></span><br /></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: 20pt;"><span style="font-size: small;">13. </span> <span style="font-size: small;">Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus, Second section is for Carrying Ghost </span></span><br /></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: 20pt;"><span style="font-size: small;">14. </span> <span style="font-size: small;">MRT Trains - Some young slobs sleep on the seats while the older folks are left standing on their feet.</span></span></span></b></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8824890226439750251-5236162833195077133?l=yf-fong.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yau Hong宥锋http://www.blogger.com/profile/04636147319286824444noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8824890226439750251.post-66629125263325464182009-09-13T14:17:00.001+08:002009-09-13T14:21:19.232+08:00我的人生經歷(中學時期).....☆讚哦☆<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;">有ｄ人讀書就係搾住本書係度死背難讀</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;">又或者醬D重點寫出來 ．．．</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;">但我讀書方式同其他人有ｄ唔同．．．</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;">我多數係用一ｄ唔須靠自己努力以得高分嘅方法．</span>．</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: x-large;">就係 </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: x-large;">。</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: x-large;">。</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: x-large;">。</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: x-large;">交換答案</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: black; font-size: small;">不過此方法通用性至係到中學期間．．．</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: black; font-size: small;">實質例子（我）</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: black; font-size: small;">我<span style="color: #6aa84f; font-size: large;">中</span></span></span><span style="color: blue; font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: black; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #6aa84f; font-size: large;"></span></span></span><span style="color: blue; font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: black; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #6aa84f; font-size: large;">學時</span></span></span><span style="color: blue; font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: black; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #6aa84f; font-size: large;">期</span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: black; font-size: small;">我<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: orange;">得意</span></span>科目係<span style="background-color: lime;">數學，Account，華語</span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: black; font-size: small;">以我的戰友Dsmd<span style="color: orange; font-size: large;">得意</span>科目就係<span style="background-color: lime;">經濟學，科學，馬來文</span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: black; font-size: small;">我們就互相交換答案啦．．．</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: black; font-size: small;">我都唔算勁．．．</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: black; font-size: small;">我記得我班交換答案嘅過程<span style="color: purple; font-size: large;">好犀利</span>．．．</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: black; font-size: small;"><b style="color: #660000;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">銀紙寫答案</span></b>，<span style="color: #660000; font-size: x-large;"><b>搬凳傳答案</b></span>，各式各樣<b><span style="color: #cc0000; font-size: x-large;">誇張</span></b>手法都有．．．</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;">根本講都講唔完．．．</span></div><div style="text-align: center;">仲有．．．邊個話<span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: red;">SPM</span></span>交換答案不到嘅</div><div style="text-align: center;">完全交換都得</div><div style="background-color: #b4a7d6; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">不過不分享</span> </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: black; font-size: small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: black; font-size: small;"> </span><br /> </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8824890226439750251-6662912526332546418?l=yf-fong.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yau Hong宥锋http://www.blogger.com/profile/04636147319286824444noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8824890226439750251.post-17130570815731130232009-09-13T04:29:00.000+08:002009-09-13T04:29:10.135+08:00開貼嚕～～～<div style="color: orange; text-align: center;"><span style="color: magenta; font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: purple;">恩．．．終於開貼了．．．</span><span style="background-color: purple;"><span style="background-color: white;"></span></span></span><span style="color: #cc0000; font-size: x-large;">哈哈哈哈哈哈</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">暫時唔知要寫ｄ咩野．．</span>．<span style="font-size: small;">XD</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;">雖然現時四點幾．．．</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;">但我發覺．．．</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: x-large;"><b>UTAR </b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: black;">ｄ學生好似不使瞓o甘 ．．．</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: black;"> 大佬啊．．．你唔瞓我要啊．．．</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="color: purple; font-size: x-large;">好吵啦！！！</span><br /></span></span></span></span></div><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: black;"><br /></span></span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8824890226439750251-1713057081573113023?l=yf-fong.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yau Hong宥锋http://www.blogger.com/profile/04636147319286824444noreply@blogger.com2