Sunday, September 13, 2009

Funny truths about life in small small Singapore....

1.  Night - Sleep with air-con;   Day - Bathe with heater on
2.  Day - Cannot Wake up;   Night - Cannot Sleep
3.  Cigarettes - Convenient to buy;  not convenient to smoke  
4.  Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy?? (Restricted to buying)
5.  Smell Of rubbish besides letterboxes;   Rubbish inside Letterbox  
6.  Private Cars - Cheaper & Cheaper to Buy, harder & harder to Maintain  
7.  Education - Teachers teaching Less but expects students to learn More  
8.  High-tech barbaric Singaporeans - know how to use state-of-the art equipment, but don’t know how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet.
9. There are quite a number of rich/poor in Singapore - They have Car,  Credit  Card, CPF ....  but no Cash and lots of loans.
10. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland Chinese
11.  Singaporean never like to vote, but like to complain
12.  Half Singaporeans rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half busy killing stray cats.
13.  Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus,  Second section is for Carrying Ghost
14.  MRT Trains - Some young slobs sleep on the seats while the older folks are left standing on their feet.

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