哇賽．．．
用ｏ左整晚讀經濟．．．
好彩今日考試我都會做．．．
如果唔識做．．．就大褒．．．冇得返考
要由頭來過．．．３個月．．．做返同樣嘅野
聽日睇來又要通宵熬夜了．．．
需要買雞精保保先．．．
保持機警，占盡先機
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Monday, September 14, 2009
最強的中國式英文翻译
你給我站住！(You Give Me Stop！)
美中不足 (American Chinese not enough )
心花怒放 (heart flower angry open )
你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！
(you have seed I will give you some colour to see see,brothers ！ together up ！)
不三不四(no three no four)
不要臉.臭三八..你給老娘記住...
(No face,bad smell three eight,you give your old mother remember.)
大家真是好閒...
(big home true yes good leisure.)
how are you? (怎麼是你?)
how old are you? (怎麼老是你?)
望穿秋水 (Watch wear autumn water)
你是王八蛋 (you is king eight egg )
Go a head (去個頭)
我是獨一無二 (I am only one no two)
一元復始萬象更新 (one dollar restart, ten thousand elephant update )
我火大了 (I'm fire big)
美中不足 (American Chinese not enough )
心花怒放 (heart flower angry open )
你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！
(you have seed I will give you some colour to see see,brothers ！ together up ！)
不三不四(no three no four)
不要臉.臭三八..你給老娘記住...
(No face,bad smell three eight,you give your old mother remember.)
大家真是好閒...
(big home true yes good leisure.)
how are you? (怎麼是你?)
how old are you? (怎麼老是你?)
望穿秋水 (Watch wear autumn water)
你是王八蛋 (you is king eight egg )
Go a head (去個頭)
我是獨一無二 (I am only one no two)
一元復始萬象更新 (one dollar restart, ten thousand elephant update )
我火大了 (I'm fire big)
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Funny truths about life in small small Singapore....
1. Night - Sleep with air-con; Day - Bathe with heater on
2. Day - Cannot Wake up; Night - Cannot Sleep
3. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke
4. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy?? (Restricted to buying)
5. Smell Of rubbish besides letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox
6. Private Cars - Cheaper & Cheaper to Buy, harder & harder to Maintain
7. Education - Teachers teaching Less but expects students to learn More
8. High-tech barbaric Singaporeans - know how to use state-of-the art equipment, but don’t know how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet.
9. There are quite a number of rich/poor in Singapore - They have Car, Credit Card, CPF .... but no Cash and lots of loans.
10. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland Chinese
11. Singaporean never like to vote, but like to complain
12. Half Singaporeans rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half busy killing stray cats.
13. Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus, Second section is for Carrying Ghost
14. MRT Trains - Some young slobs sleep on the seats while the older folks are left standing on their feet.
2. Day - Cannot Wake up; Night - Cannot Sleep
3. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke
4. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy?? (Restricted to buying)
5. Smell Of rubbish besides letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox
6. Private Cars - Cheaper & Cheaper to Buy, harder & harder to Maintain
7. Education - Teachers teaching Less but expects students to learn More
8. High-tech barbaric Singaporeans - know how to use state-of-the art equipment, but don’t know how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet.
9. There are quite a number of rich/poor in Singapore - They have Car, Credit Card, CPF .... but no Cash and lots of loans.
10. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland Chinese
11. Singaporean never like to vote, but like to complain
12. Half Singaporeans rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half busy killing stray cats.
13. Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus, Second section is for Carrying Ghost
14. MRT Trains - Some young slobs sleep on the seats while the older folks are left standing on their feet.
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